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JimmyDallas
It's never easy to be crazy.

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Chicago, IL

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Posted by JimmyDallas - December 12th, 2007


i don't know...
i thought this was a rather funny error.

Minus 5


Posted by JimmyDallas - December 11th, 2007


tomorrow, 12/12, is my b-day.
i guess i could either sulk alone or go out and sulk.


Posted by JimmyDallas - December 9th, 2007


bad news: i'll be giving up masturbating (for a bit).
good news: i'm going to buckle down and really try to remake my flash cartoon i had planned.

i forget when i actually started but all i know is i was making good progress on character side.
i figure i work out all my characters first and then think of a script or wing it like i planned to do.

last i remembered, the FLA file all of a sudden just...
VOIP! vanished.

so now i have to start over.

Break One Habit For Another


Posted by JimmyDallas - December 7th, 2007


you mean Christmas is coming?
time to get my chainsaw ready!


Posted by JimmyDallas - December 6th, 2007


ok... so, this will seem off but, i don't see you shitting out ideas.
as you know, Mr. Beastie Boy himself, Tom Fulp (a.k.a. Fulpuyasha), made a FP (Front Page, duh) post about NG supporting the Writer's Strike.

so, what's my solution, you pretend to ask since you have nothing else to read?
lean close to the screen.
*looks around*
i say all of the most popular NG toon artist don't submit anything.
all the shitty ones can submit because we know it don't take a script/storyboard to make a stickman skateboarding.

yeah...
smart shit, homie g-money skillet.

NG Writer's Strike Idea


Posted by JimmyDallas - December 3rd, 2007


[Listening to: Terrible Lie - Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine (04:39)]
so, i was reading this article on the News Channel on the Wii and it still amazes me that people get upset over text on a digital realm.
i guess the shocking part was they said a mother and 18 year old "employee" (a.k.a. someone the mother was fucking) made the fake page with the intent to iBully the little brat... i mean kid.

so, i guess the reason i'm even typing about this is to show that...
MOTHERS SHOULD NOT BE ON MYSPACE!

does it seem like deaths and tragedies is a new trend to boost more MySpace members?
i think so.

by the way...
it's hard to listen to NIN while the Wii's menu music is playing at the same time.

oh and MyDeathSpace now has t-shirts.
thought i'd point that out.

PWN'd By MySpace


Posted by JimmyDallas - November 17th, 2007


the world of file sharing is somewhat doomed.
about last week or so, my favorite torrent site, Demonoid, got shut down.
then TorrentSpy was blocking anyone from the USA to do anything on the site except look at it's layout since August so says Wiki.
goes to show you that MPAA and CRIA indeed, my good readers, are douchebags.

incase you have no idea what torrents or file sharing is, it's basically like this if you think about it:
you know how your friend may have the newest CD/DVD and you ask to borrow it and they let you?
that's basically file sharing.
you know when neighbors borrow eggs and sugar from you?
file sharing.
so far, you got the jist of it... i hope.
now, think if everytime you borrowed these items, someone comes along and says you're stealing and puts you in jail.
that's what el dos douche-o's (the 2 douches) are doing.

i find it weird how we have a retarded president (voted in by retarded people) who does nothing but send troops to die over another country but the main focus is file sharing.
don't they know if one falls, at least 5 or more will be built up?
maybe if all these things didn't cost so much, we'd actually pay for it.
so i think.

so, i guess when someone says "this is a free country", they are lying.

this is about the longest post you'll see from me so you better get used to this one.

Cup Of Sugar


Posted by JimmyDallas - October 25th, 2007


this chick told me she wouldn't mind having kids soon and i started thinking:
do i really want a little me running around?
hell no!

it seems to be the new trend to have kids and lose them.
so why bother having them if you don't care about them?
get a pet like a goldfish.


Posted by JimmyDallas - October 2nd, 2007


is it possible that Trix are the holes of Fruit Loops?


Posted by JimmyDallas - September 15th, 2007


(copied from my blog)

[Listening to: Blue Monday - New Order - Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories Soundtrack Vol.7 - Wave 103 (07:24)]

ok, so...
i may have posted about a possible new layout.
i still plan to.
just my whole web mode has been over ridden by taking photos.
so what's in store for the site?
1. same shitty design made by me

if for some reason my layouts/designs blew you away, it must had been a fluke.
2. splash or blog
i figure now is the time to make the entrance something worthy or whatever.
usually when i see other people's websites, they have like these fancy premade layouts but it's usually the blog you first see.
nothing against that but... if i come on your site, i don't want the first thing to see is you bitching.
like... maybe make it the 2nd page. but i do need something eyecatching so the blog may be the first thing.
i was thinking of like a splash image that i can change whenever i can. but, what to put would be the question...
3. Doomsday Weekly
this was to been my mock newspaper/mag.

i think it's a good idea but i may have to make them in Adobe Acrobat.
assuming i can get more people to add in articles and maybe actually read the shit.
4. comics
now i did want to display my cartoons on here or my dA toon page.
of course i'd have to get use to the wacom. been like 2 or 3 years and i still haven't mastered it yet. god damn shame.
5. adding/removing of pages
yes, i still intend to put other content on here.
here's a inside hint: the photos page will be gone since i have my flickr account.

that's about all i can munster for now.
so...
shut up.