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JimmyDallas

Age/Gender: 28, Male
Location: Chicago, IL
Job: Being crazy

It's never easy to be crazy.

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Random Thought

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 15, 2008 @ 7:21 AM EDT

People diet, workout, and all that junk to be healthy.
Fat people... eat.
No matter what happens, we'll all die.
So I ask you wonderful douchebags... Why even bother?

SPEND YOUR MONEY ON TWINKIES, NOT GYM MEMBERSHIPS!

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And God Said Onto Me...

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 15, 2008 @ 7:08 AM EDT

I had a dream God told me the meaning of life does not involve sex.
I looked at him and went "What the fuck you snorting?".
I woke up and saw my lady friend blowing me.

Moral of the story: go get a hobby.

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Grumbling

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 14, 2008 @ 3:43 PM EDT

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I Like Eggs!

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 7, 2008 @ 7:14 AM EDT

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I made them this morning so, I said "Fuck, make a video about them!".

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Fireworks At Navy pier

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 7, 2008 @ 2:57 AM EDT

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Sonic Has A Pimple

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 5, 2008 @ 10:35 PM EDT

It happens even to the best...

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It's The Fucking Fourth!

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 4, 2008 @ 6:09 AM EDT

Why are you online?
GO BLOW SOME SHIT UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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If Tom Fulp Lets Me Win 100 Bucks...

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 3, 2008 @ 12:29 AM EDT

I'll spend $50-$75 in the NG Store (mainly on shirts).
Plus, I need a NG shirt to wear at the Digg Meetup they are throwing in Chicago.

Help a fellow brotha out, T-Fulp (that's your rapper name).

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[PROMOTION] 30boxes.com

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 1, 2008 @ 11:12 PM EDT

http://30boxes.com

It's basically an online calendar that you can have online and check it on any computer. It supports iCal and the best thing is you can your friends can keep track of one another... in a fun way.

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Read This Post If You're An Emo Flash Animator

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 1, 2008 @ 2:07 PM EDT

Linkin Park being the NG official emo band for any kind of emo flash is getting old.
When was the last time they put out a good album? (answer: never)
I mean... What kind of jet black and spiky hair, gay looking, striped shirt wearing, photos in your bathroom taking assfuck are you? Shouldn't you know any other bands by now?

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