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Job: Being crazy
It's never easy to be crazy.
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People diet, workout, and all that junk to be healthy.
Fat people... eat.
No matter what happens, we'll all die.
So I ask you wonderful douchebags... Why even bother?
SPEND YOUR MONEY ON TWINKIES, NOT GYM MEMBERSHIPS!
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I had a dream God told me the meaning of life does not involve sex.
I looked at him and went "What the fuck you snorting?".
I woke up and saw my lady friend blowing me.
Moral of the story: go get a hobby.

I made them this morning so, I said "Fuck, make a video about them!".
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Why are you online?
GO BLOW SOME SHIT UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'll spend $50-$75 in the NG Store (mainly on shirts).
Plus, I need a NG shirt to wear at the Digg Meetup they are throwing in Chicago.
Help a fellow brotha out, T-Fulp (that's your rapper name).

It's basically an online calendar that you can have online and check it on any computer. It supports iCal and the best thing is you can your friends can keep track of one another... in a fun way.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Linkin Park being the NG official emo band for any kind of emo flash is getting old.
When was the last time they put out a good album? (answer: never)
I mean... What kind of jet black and spiky hair, gay looking, striped shirt wearing, photos in your bathroom taking assfuck are you? Shouldn't you know any other bands by now?

