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JimmyDallas

Age/Gender: 28, Male
Location: Chicago, IL
Job: Being crazy

It's never easy to be crazy.

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Sign-Up Date:
5/17/03

Level: 31
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Police Captain
Blams: 1,576
Saves: 847
Rank #: 2,730

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 10,155 / 10,670
Exp. Rank #: 1,185
Voting Pow.: 7.22 votes

BBS Posts: 1,123 (0.46 per day)
Flash Reviews: 174
Music Reviews: 1
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Stickers: 0

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Believe It Or Not...

Posted by JimmyDallas Feb. 22, 2008 @ 2:06 AM EST

i just learned what "Rick Roll'd" meant.

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Randomisim

Posted by JimmyDallas Feb. 8, 2008 @ 6:26 PM EST

i had a dream that Macaulay Culkin, the douchebag from Home Alone series (except for home Alone 3 which was gay) was on Conan O'Brian and the year was this year, 2008.

oddly he had a full mountain man beard but he was still a kid.

partymonster_l.jpg

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Animating & Drawing

Posted by JimmyDallas Feb. 6, 2008 @ 2:21 AM EST

i really need to REALLY focus and get into drawing more with my Wacom.
for years i told myself if i could get a tablet, i would make my cartoons animate.

either this week or next week, focus time will begin.

mother fuckers.

i just wanted to put that in someplace.

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I'm Not A Gay Basher

Posted by JimmyDallas Feb. 4, 2008 @ 5:55 PM EST

i'm not against gays.
just the gay guys who would try to hit on me for my butthole.
i love the gays.
well... gay women. they are fun to watch.

key point: i heart all gays.

(just don't hit on me, gay guys)

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Ryan Seacrest vs. Carson Daily

Posted by JimmyDallas Feb. 1, 2008 @ 1:00 PM EST

who's the better homosexual of 2008?

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There's A Bee In My Ass

Posted by JimmyDallas Jan. 26, 2008 @ 2:01 PM EST

that don't look good typed out as it does said out loud.
BEE

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Many Updates

Posted by JimmyDallas Jan. 22, 2008 @ 11:21 PM EST

first off, read my review of Cloverfield.

anywho, i think i told i changed my site's layout.
if not... i changed my site's layout.

i noticed on my Twitter today, one of the NG Staff started to follow me. what an honor!

i'm going to be working at Hollywood Video. my dream job.

oh and this may seem gay, which most of you Newgrounders will say anyways, but, i'm hooked on this video. i don't know why but... i just am.

oh and if you want to make some kind of side money, join this link. it actually works from a this tech dude.

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Random Thought

Posted by JimmyDallas Jan. 4, 2008 @ 6:19 PM EST

thought: Britney Spears holds kids hostage, her sister is knocked up and yet... K-Fed is the better parent.
proof God smokes weed.

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First Thought Of 2008

Posted by JimmyDallas Jan. 4, 2008 @ 3:29 AM EST

how weird would it be if they found out god was gay or bi?
then all the people who say god dislikes gays would die in shock.

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Writer's Strike Question

Posted by JimmyDallas Dec. 21, 2007 @ 5:57 PM EST

if they are on strike, how can soap opera's still be pushed out?

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