I had a dream God told me the meaning of life does not involve sex.
I looked at him and went "What the fuck you snorting?".
I woke up and saw my lady friend blowing me.
Moral of the story: go get a hobby.
It's never easy to be crazy.
Age 43, Male
Being crazy
Chicago, IL
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And God Said Onto Me...
Posted by JimmyDallas - July 15th, 2008