ok... so, this will seem off but, i don't see you shitting out ideas.
as you know, Mr. Beastie Boy himself, Tom Fulp (a.k.a. Fulpuyasha), made a FP (Front Page, duh) post about NG supporting the Writer's Strike.

so, what's my solution, you pretend to ask since you have nothing else to read?
lean close to the screen.
*looks around*
i say all of the most popular NG toon artist don't submit anything.
all the shitty ones can submit because we know it don't take a script/storyboard to make a stickman skateboarding.

yeah...
smart shit, homie g-money skillet.