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JimmyDallas

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: Chicago, IL
Job: Being crazy

It's never easy to be crazy.

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Now You Can Type In The Dark

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 22, 2008 @ 3:57 AM EDT

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Oh... shame on you.
SHAME!

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Random Thought

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 15, 2008 @ 7:21 AM EDT

People diet, workout, and all that junk to be healthy.
Fat people... eat.
No matter what happens, we'll all die.
So I ask you wonderful douchebags... Why even bother?

SPEND YOUR MONEY ON TWINKIES, NOT GYM MEMBERSHIPS!

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And God Said Onto Me...

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 15, 2008 @ 7:08 AM EDT

I had a dream God told me the meaning of life does not involve sex.
I looked at him and went "What the fuck you snorting?".
I woke up and saw my lady friend blowing me.

Moral of the story: go get a hobby.

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Grumbling

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 14, 2008 @ 3:43 PM EDT

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I Like Eggs!

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 7, 2008 @ 7:14 AM EDT

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I made them this morning so, I said "Fuck, make a video about them!".

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Fireworks At Navy pier

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 7, 2008 @ 2:57 AM EDT

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Sonic Has A Pimple

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 5, 2008 @ 10:35 PM EDT

It happens even to the best...

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It's The Fucking Fourth!

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 4, 2008 @ 6:09 AM EDT

Why are you online?
GO BLOW SOME SHIT UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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If Tom Fulp Lets Me Win 100 Bucks...

Posted by JimmyDallas Jul. 3, 2008 @ 12:29 AM EDT

I'll spend $50-$75 in the NG Store (mainly on shirts).
Plus, I need a NG shirt to wear at the Digg Meetup they are throwing in Chicago.

Help a fellow brotha out, T-Fulp (that's your rapper name).

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